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Let's ask Tetsuya's parents! Tetsuyao!
- Thigh... - Thigh, you say?
- It's weird. - Why do people call you "thigh" these days?
- It's not "these days." - It's "thigh."
- It's been like that for a while. - It's been like that for a while.
- It's been like that again and it's been like that again. - Yeah, it's been like that for a year now.
- The boom is back. - Then, Tetsuya's mom is "thigh."
- It's not like you're born with a thigh and a thigh. - Yeah.
- So, we're doing another popular segment of Tokyo House, "XXO." - Yes.
This time, we've added a little bit of arrangement.
We went to see Tetsuya's mom and asked her questions like, "What kind of kid was Tetsuya?"
So, we'd like you three to answer those questions in this segment.
- Well, it's good to evolve in the second week. - Yeah.
- Isn't evolving too unique? - Yeah.
- There's a little more to it. - It's hard for your mom to sleep, you know?
- It's like "sousen kakitsuka." - Yeah, that's "kakitsuka."
- Well, as a reference for the question... - Yes.
- I'd like you to see Tetsuya's mom's excitement. - Excitement!
- She's never been this excited, you know? - Ready, shot!
- No, no! - You're laughing too much!
- It's weird for you to see it on the screen! - Well, it's...
- It's blurred, so... - It's weird!
- It's weird?! - It's totally different!
- It's weird, right?! - It's weird, right?!
- You're making fun of me! - Don't make fun of my mom!
- Thank you for everything! - Thank you so much!
- It's hard to find someone who's this excited. - What are you saying?!
- Tetsuya is going to see Tetsuya's mom. - It's hot, isn't it?
- Thank you for everything. - Thank you for everything.
- She's nervous. - Has Tetsuya been coming home lately?
- Not at all. - Oh, you're going home today.
- I'm waiting for him to come home. - Oh my!
- You can't go home yet, Tetsuya. Make sure you come home, okay?
- I'll be waiting for you.
- What's with you?! Why are you getting so excited?!
- You're weird! - You're not just a mom, are you?
Tetsuya's Mom
- Let's start with the first question. - Okay.
- How tall is Tetsuya?
- I see. - Yeah.
- It's not about whether you're correct or not. - Yeah.
- It's about what your mom said. - What your mom said is correct.
- Oh, I see. - Yeah.
- What is Tetsuya's height? - If you're going to know it, you have to know it, too.
- Yeah. - Hey, are you Ganyuuri?
- What are you doing? - Come to think of it, why are you here?
- I'm weird, come to think of it. - It's not certain if you're really Tetsuya.
- A mother may know more about her son than her own son. - Yeah.
- Okay, Toshimitsu. - Yes.
- 176 centimeters. - Huh?
- Ma'am, it's not shaking that much. - Shibayu.
- 178 centimeters. - Tetsuya.
- 178.2 centimeters. - What?
- I'm sure Tetsuya said it like this. - Yeah, that's what we were talking about.
- Yeah. - Your mom is watching the video, so you should know this, right?
- This is the answer. - His height is...
- 178.2 centimeters. - Yay!
- Yay! I did it! - What is this?
- I told you I'd do it like this. - You're so mean.
- That's why your mom is watching you. - Isn't this amazing?
- This is amazing. - Number two.
- What does Tetsuya's type of girl say? - Well, up until now, I've called my girlfriend over to my house.
- To some extent, I know what I like. - Yes.
- By the way, what is your least favorite girl? - Stop it.
- Your mom is watching this.
- Number three. - Number three.
- She's tall and... - I don't like it.
- I want you to listen. - No, I want you to know.
- I want you to know that you're not my least favorite girl.
- I feel like my ex-girlfriends are watching me.
- I feel like they're paying attention to me like this.
- Anyway, I don't like it. - Okay, Shibayu.
- A girl like a jelly ball-type detergent.
- I don't like it. - Why?
- What kind of garbage is that?
- I like girls who are excited.
- Next, Toshimitsu. - Yes.
- Number two. - Number two.
- Kizuya. - Yes.
- I like girls who are cute. - What?
- You like girls who are cute?
- I like girls who are cute more than girls who are young. - I see.
- I want to think about it. - Let's think about it.
- I like girls who are small and a little chubby. - Everyone is correct!
- It's not you! - I thought it was me!
- Small and chubby girls are popular. - I see.
- Question 3! What did your mom often scold you for? - I don't remember!
- I got it! - Why?
- You used to scold me a lot back in the day! - What did she say?
- I'll go first! - It's this!
- Eating snacks! - Yes!
- Eating miso! - I used to do it.
- It's this! - Chewing water!
- I don't want to chew it! - I don't want to chew it!
- I used to fight with my mom about how high I could go without being seen. - I see!
- I don't think it's true. - Why do you hate it so much?
- It's gross! - It's weird.
- Brushing your teeth! - I don't do test studies!
- You study? - I don't think it happens.
- I think it happens when you study. - From a blue-eyed person?
- I don't do it anymore. - I wonder why!
- I'll go first! - It's this!
- I'm sorry, but I couldn't say it. - I know! I know!
- You hate it! - I know! I know!
- I know! - I think it's from Tetsuya's "London Jacks".
- You said "I'm sorry" a hundred times and made me practice. - Yeah, I just remembered it in the kitchen.
- My mom was cooking and I said "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry" in the back. - I remember it a lot!
- Question 4! - Yes!
- What is Tetsuya's favorite Tokai OnAir member? - That's a crazy question!
- That's it!
- I'll go with this one. - Are you done? - Yes!
- I'm looking forward to it! - I wonder if you like it?
- I think it's Tetsuya's "London Jacks". - Yeah, I think so too.
- Shibayu. - Shibayu.
- I'm embarrassed. - Sorry.
- I really hate this picture and this picture.
- But as a mother's impression...
- I think I was the one who did "Toukaiouya" a lot at home. - Yeah, you're right.
- Tetsuya! - No, it's everyone!
- Everyone! It's everyone! - No!
- Someone will get hurt if someone says it.
- You have a really ugly face.
- Well then, I'll announce the correct answer. - Yes.
- This is really difficult.
- I think it's everyone, but...
- Eh? - Eh?
- I think it's Shibayu-kun who's stuck with me the most.
- No, this is really embarrassing!
- You! You're embarrassing me!
- No, you still have that old impression.
- That's right. I didn't say anything like that.
- I'll read you the rest of it. - Oh, I like it.
- When I met Shibayu-kun at school...
- I was so excited and...
- I beat him up and said, "You're amazing!"
- And... - Yes!
- When I went to Shibayu-kun's class and beat him up...
- I heard it was really funny...
- I was so excited and talked a lot...
- And there was this amazing guy...
- I got to know him and I was really happy...
- He came to my house and I was really happy...
- I have a dream like that...
- I really respect him...
- Even though it's not like that...
- Stop it! - Stop it!
- Stop it again!
- There was an amazing guy! You should've told your mother!
- It's true that when Shibayu-kun appeared...
- He was really amazing!
- I didn't know there was a guy like him...
- It's different when you introduce him from a young age...
- I didn't know about the shock...
- I didn't tell my mother about it...
- You have a good memory!
- When my son heard about it...
- He thought it was cute!
- There was an amazing guy!
- Your son went to your school, right?
- He's amazing!
- I'm curious about Tetsuya-kun...
- I can't look you in the eye...
- I'm dying!
- Question number 5!
- What is Tetsuya-kun's complex?
- I know what it is!
- You do?!
- I think it's me!
- Finished!
- Yes!
- What does it mean? - Shibayu!
- I love you! - I don't have a complex about it!
- I think it's my lips! - Oh, you do?!
- I only had this and my hands sweaty. - Yeah.
- This is the correct answer. - I don't know what it is.
I used to hate it when my lips were sweaty.
- Correct! - We did it!
- Shibayu! - I think it's my appearance.
- I don't have a complex about it. - This is crazy.
- You're finally in the lead. - What's this?
- Everyone's height and this. - And Shibayu.
- And I'm last. - You're better than I thought.
Next question. What is your treasure?
- Treasure?! - Treasure?!
- But I won't say anything emo here. - Yes!
- Finished! - Shibayu. - This is the opposite of emo.
- Comrades! - He said it backwards!
- Shibayu, this is the opposite of emo. - Family!
- I wish I had one. - I see.
- Tetsuya. - I'm sorry.
- Kuronama-kun. - What?!
- This comes up in my videos from time to time. - Yeah.
- There's a big black dog on the roof. - Yeah, there is!
- I got licked by it when I was in kindergarten. - Oh!
- And I said, "No, you can't do that!" when I was in kindergarten. - Oh!
- I'll announce the correct answer. - Treasure...
- What is it? I want you to say "family," but you won't say it.
- Comrades? - Oh!
- Yay! - Wow!
- Shibayu, you're using your age! - Do it properly!
- Wow! - Shh!
- No way, it's emo?! - Who said it?!
- Kuronama-kun, please say it now! - I'm embarrassed!
- He said "comrades." - Don't say it correctly!
- Next question. - Yes!
- What was the first word you said? - Wait a minute!
- This one's hard. - Yeah.
- I don't know, but I think I know. - You seem like you know.
- I think this one might be the hardest. - You know it?
- I want to get it. - Wow.
- I'm ready. - Okay.
Toshimitsu.
- Iwan, Iwan... - Shibai.
- Sakana. - Come on...
Papa!
- Tetsuya. - I like cars.
I don't think you have an image of it, but I love cars that work like deckchairs.
I can't say "deckchairs," so I said "kaya kaya."
- "Kaya kaya" sounds like something! - This is correct.
I think it was before I was even a year old...
It's just a word I came up with by chance...
- "bearded old man." - Wow!
- Huh?! - You're kidding me!
- It was "bearded old man." - The first word I said when I was born was "bearded old man."
- Last question! - Okay!
- What's Tetsuya-kun's coolest feature? - It's hard!
- It's hard, no matter what angle you look at it. - Yeah.
- Did you get it? Okay, Toshimitsu! - Yes!
I'm a man who gives his dad his bike.
- Oh! - I see!
- That's why you're sleeping now. - Shibai!
- Yes! - In the past, when I decided to do something, I'd just go straight for it!
- Ah! - There's that!
- Last up is your son, Tetsuya-kun! - Yes!
- I think it's something you can afford. - Oh!
- You don't care about anything. - The answer is...this!
I have a body shape similar to my dad's.
- I have long legs and I'm a man. - Oh!
- Yay! - I knew it!
- You said you were tall when you first wrote it! - My mom always thought my dad was tall!
- Really? - Yeah!
- My personality is like my mom's, so if I think of anything in common, it's my height. - You have plenty of time.
- Shut up! - Shut up, you!
TETSUYA-KUN'S COOLEST FEATURE
- Do you have anything else? - Oh!
- Do you have it? - Yes, I pretty much do.
- Toshimitsu, join in. - Yes, of course!
- Question! What's so funny about Tetsuya-kun? - It's funny!
- What's so funny about it? - This is hard!
- It's hard! Isn't it really hard? - It's hard, but...
- How do you express it? - I've got one!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Toshimitsu! - Yes!
- You're good at describing something. - Shibayu!
- Because you're quick at giving in. - I'm quick at giving in!
- What?! - Hey!
- You're quick at giving in? - My little brother is completely stupid.
- Even though we're a family. - That's the kind of personality you have.
- You don't say things like, "What's wrong with you?" that much, do you?
- I don't say things like that. Even though we're at home, I don't say things like that.
- This is the answer! - Yes!
- What's not funny about it?
- What can we do to have fun?
- That's what you've been thinking about, right? - Ah!
- What's funny about it! - I see!
- That's what you've been thinking about. - I see!
- My mother looks at Tetsuya, but her eyes are like...
- That's how it is! - That's how it is!
- She's not in the same field as you! - That's right!
- She doesn't analyze your laughter! - I can do it someday!
- If I can do it, I want to end it with a "yossha"!
- Shall we move on to some tough questions? - Yes!
- Who is Tetsuya's favorite "midday dragons" player?
- This is... I say it a lot!
- Because, you know, when we meet in the middle of the day...
- "Huh? What's up with him today?" and stuff like that...
- I only say things I know from a long, long time ago.
- That's how it is!
- Do you know? - Yes!
- Toshimizu! - Gerard!
- I see! - Ah, that's right!
- Gerard of Osai, right?
- Shibayu! - No, I really don't know.
- Nibata! - Hmm...
- I see! - I had a T-shirt.
- Oh, no! - Tetsuya!
- Oh, no! Gomez!
- Am I okay?!
- The correct answer is... this!
- When I was in elementary school, I always wore a T-shirt.
- Nibata always wore a T-shirt.
- Wow!
- I won! I lost!
- Why did I lose?!
- And so...
- Tetsuya's "midday dragons" player is...
- Shibayu!
- I don't know what you're talking about!
- The information is too messy!
- I don't know if you understand your parents' feelings yet. - Please go home.
- You don't go home, do you? - It's a punishment game. Please go home.
- It's a little North Korean punishment game.
- When this video is uploaded, let's look at my answers and talk about them. - I'm going to go drink with Tetsuya's mother.
- It may be difficult to do this series until something else happens. - I think I can do both.
- Tetsuya's mother said that Toshimitsu was the most excited. - It's okay as long as you don't make your mother's face stiff.
- Toshimitsu's mother is probably the funniest. - She's annoying.
- She's the best host. - She's really good at talking.